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A not-so-subtle tip recommendation at Two Fisted Mario's.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

2008-03-30

A not-so-subtle tip recommendation at Two Fisted Mario's. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.140 2008-04-03T20:23:57Z 2008-04-03T20:23:57Z

For those times when waffles alone won't sufficiently clog your arteries.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

April 02, 2008 18:57:50

April 02, 2008 18:57:56

For those times when waffles alone won't sufficiently clog your arteries. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.141 2008-04-06T23:44:54Z 2008-04-06T23:44:54Z

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

April 06, 2008 10:02:55

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Shatin threw a big cookout last weekend to celebrate his new green card status!

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

April 12, 2008 13:08:03

Shatin threw a big cookout last weekend to celebrate his new green card status! ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.143 2008-04-19T10:11:21Z 2008-04-19T10:11:21Z

You know you're in a good place when you can look out the window and see plenty of lights on at 3:30am in the morning.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

April 19, 2008 02:43:49

April 19, 2008 02:44:09

You know you're in a good place when you can look out the window and see plenty of lights on at 3:30am in the morning. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.144 2008-04-23T19:59:25Z 2008-04-23T19:59:25Z

I just received my Kindle, Amazon's wireless reading device with the unfortunate name. No word yet on whether Farhenheit 451 is available.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

April 23, 2008 12:18:06

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I just received my Kindle, Amazon's wireless reading device with the unfortunate name. No word yet on whether Farhenheit 451 is available. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.145 2008-04-24T15:17:37Z 2008-04-24T15:17:37Z

I saw these Air Force people unloading something that looks like a sailplane out in front of the capitol building, today. I, for one, can sleep better at night knowing that our capitol is being guarded by a heavier-than-air vehicle without a motor. :)

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

April 24, 2008 06:24:38

I saw these Air Force people unloading something that looks like a sailplane out in front of the capitol building, today. I, for one, can sleep better at night knowing that our capitol is being guarded by a heavier-than-air vehicle without a motor. :) ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.146 2008-05-07T20:04:01Z 2008-05-07T20:04:01Z

It's the all-new Grits in a Tube! It must be THE FUTURE!

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

May 07, 2008 12:36:41

It's the all-new Grits in a Tube! It must be THE FUTURE! ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.147 2008-05-23T16:53:34Z 2008-05-23T16:53:34Z

You never know when improperly adjusted sprinklers are going to be hiding just off the sidewalk, ready to taunt and harass the pedestrian commuters of our fair city.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

May 23, 2008 08:10:59

You never know when improperly adjusted sprinklers are going to be hiding just off the sidewalk, ready to taunt and harass the pedestrian commuters of our fair city. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.148 2008-05-25T04:03:40Z 2008-05-25T04:03:40Z

They said it couldn't be done, but with sheer force of will I actually managed to clean the office. It turns out there was carpet underneath all that stuff. Who could have known?

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

May 24, 2008 20:42:28

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May 24, 2008 20:44:41

They said it couldn't be done, but with sheer force of will I actually managed to clean the office. It turns out there was carpet underneath all that stuff. Who could have known? ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.149 2008-06-23T21:38:31Z 2008-06-23T21:38:31Z

So, I was walking along the street one day, and I came across this sign in the first picture indicating the sidewalk was closed, and instructing pedestrians to cross over to the other sidewalk. I can see the good sense in this, so I oblige and walk over to the other side of the street where I see the sign in the second and third pictures indicating that I should... HEY! Wait a second!!!

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

May 31, 2008 18:24:37

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May 31, 2008 18:25:24

So, I was walking along the street one day, and I came across this sign in the first picture indicating the sidewalk was closed, and instructing pedestrians to cross over to the other sidewalk. I can see the good sense in this, so I oblige and walk over to the other side of the street where I see the sign in the second and third pictures indicating that I should... HEY! Wait a second!!! ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.150 2008-06-23T21:40:45Z 2008-06-23T21:40:45Z

Apparently this big ape has been in the Wynkoop forever, but I never noticed it until the other day when my friends asked me to meet them by the big ape. "You want me to meet you WHERE?!?!"

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

June 17, 2008 20:35:16

Apparently this big ape has been in the Wynkoop forever, but I never noticed it until the other day when my friends asked me to meet them by the big ape. "You want me to meet you WHERE?!?!" ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.151 2008-07-25T16:58:56Z 2008-07-25T16:58:56Z

Hanging out in Bricktown.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

July 17, 2008 16:40:28

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Hanging out in Bricktown. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.152 2008-07-25T17:02:59Z 2008-07-25T17:02:59Z

More states need these wire rope median barriers on freeways to help stop drunk and/or sleeping drivers from crossing the median into oncoming traffic. These barriers were in Oklahoma.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

July 18, 2008 10:37:29

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July 18, 2008 10:37:49

More states need these wire rope median barriers on freeways to help stop drunk and/or sleeping drivers from crossing the median into oncoming traffic. These barriers were in Oklahoma. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.154 2008-07-25T17:40:51Z 2008-07-25T17:40:51Z

I toured the Southern Living Idea House, part of the retro-chic Plein Air development in the village of Taylor, Mississippi.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

July 24, 2008 13:41:11

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I toured the Southern Living Idea House, part of the retro-chic Plein Air development in the village of Taylor, Mississippi. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.155 2008-08-06T04:52:31Z 2008-08-06T04:52:31Z

Or is it the fan-a-month club?

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

August 05, 2008 21:11:54

Or is it the fan-a-month club? ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.156 2008-08-11T03:57:07Z 2008-08-11T03:57:07Z

I hear this towing company is very discrete.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

2008-08-09

I hear this towing company is very discrete. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.157 2008-08-11T04:02:44Z 2008-08-11T04:02:44Z

They had to send a truck out to uninstall QuickTime.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

August 10, 2008 14:17:41

They had to send a truck out to uninstall QuickTime. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.158 2008-08-11T04:09:29Z 2008-08-11T04:09:29Z

It was awful nice of them to hold the world science fiction convention ten blocks from my apartment.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

August 07, 2008 16:09:41

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August 08, 2008 09:04:10

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August 09, 2008 09:25:38

It was awful nice of them to hold the world science fiction convention ten blocks from my apartment. ]]> tag:davidsimmons.com,2005:/blog//2.159 2008-08-18T05:39:41Z 2008-08-18T05:39:41Z

These modern corporate campuses are like self-contained cities -- restaurants, recreation, and work space all connected by miles of air conditioned corridors. It wouldn't be hard to get lost in the maze.

David Simmons http://davidsimmons.com/

2008-08-16

These modern corporate campuses are like self-contained cities -- restaurants, recreation, and work space all connected by miles of air conditioned corridors. It wouldn't be hard to get lost in the maze. ]]>